I fucking love a thick uncut meat. Plus the slow mo ball bounce… rocking editing
Interviewer: So what Diet are you on?
Jennifer Lawrence is a goddess amongst men
i’m laughing so hard just look at the disappointment in her face she’s like “wow i just wanted a fuckin pizza”
GUYS I’M SO SORRY I NEVER REBLOG PORN but holy motherfucker I am laughing SO HARD I’M CRYING RIGHT NOW SHE’S SO DISAPPOINTED
oh GOD THAT’S NOT WHAT I WANTED
Her face doesn’t just fall, she recoils. “This is not the big sausage pizza I thought I was getting.”
He tainted the pizza. fucking douche.
she is just so dissapointed and I can’t stop laughing.
If I was her I’d eat it than punch him for ruining the pizza
gonna do my dishes in my jock
I think I found the perfect valentines day card at target
Best vday card ever
ma’am please i just want some chicken nuggets
its okay your wife not here
What are they doin’ to their value menu?
Hey china has a new credit card swipe
Oh yeah. Did you guys wanna ask me some questions? It is Tuesday afterall
Topless Tuesday! :p Day off here. Ask me questions if you like too :)